Free Beer

by **pompeyrayuk** on Tue Sep 18 2007, 10:34

A guy walks into a bar and finds himself staring at a sign saying "FREE BEER ALL NIGHT"
He walks upto the bar to enquire about the offer.
" You see my horse over there " says the landlord, pointing to a horse in the back yard. " If you can make him laugh you can have as much as you can drink on the house all night"
The guy walks over to the horse and has him in hysterics within minutes and so claims his bounty.

The following Friday the sign reads "FREE BEER ALL WEEKEND"
He walks upto the bar to enquire about the offer.
" You see my horse over there " says the landlord, pointing to a horse in the back yard. " If you can make him cry you can have as much as you can drink on the house all weekend"

The guy walks over to the horse and has him sobbing within minutes and so claims his bounty.

The weekend passes and a lot of beer is sunk.

The following friday the guy walks in to no sign. He approaches the bar and the landlord asks" How did you make my horse laugh"
" Easy" says the guy " I told him I had a bigger John than him and he laughed"
" I can understand that" says the landlord"but how you make him cry?"
" Well that was easier" says the guy cockily "I just showed him"