NEWFIE TALKING CLOCK

Newfie talking clock
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> > A Newfie was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of
> >his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a
> >big brass gong and a mallet.
> >
> > "What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
> >
> > "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the Newfie replied.
> >
> > "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
> >
> > "Yup" replied the Newfie.
> >
> > "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
> >
> > "Watch" the Newfie replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong
> >an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
> >
> > The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
> >
> > Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You
> >asshole!
> > It's three-fifteen in the morning!"

Very funny Ruddy.
Now doesn't that look better