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I REMEMBER......
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I REMEMBER......
WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10" BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NITE WITH A HOT 25 YEAR OLD BLOND.'
NOW WE HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25 YR OLD BLOND, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED, AND WATCHING A 10" BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID LIFE CRISES.
HAVE A NICE DAY....

NOW WE HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25 YR OLD BLOND, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED, AND WATCHING A 10" BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID LIFE CRISES.
HAVE A NICE DAY....


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Re: I REMEMBER......
Rudster my old and wise friend.
Does that not just about sum up our female counterparts?
The enemy said good on her when I showed her
Does that not just about sum up our female counterparts?
The enemy said good on her when I showed her

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