poker worse than cheating

Nicked this from Nick

<>!<>!<>!<>!<>!<> Davi Serrao <>!<>!<>!<>!<>!<>

Here's Davi's poker joke...

Greg, a business owner, was about to get off work when his hot secretary, Linda, asked him for a ride to a local bar. As soon as they got there she asked him if he wanted to join her and her friends and he agreed. After a few hours Linda asked him for a ride home. When they got there, she insisted he came in for coffee, Greg again agreed. To make a long story short, they ended up making out and having sex.
Greg drove home and knocked on the door to his house. His wife opened the door...
"Greg, where were you? It's 4 a.m. already."
"Sarah, I was at the office and Linda asked me for a ride to a bar. I then took her home and she invited me for some coffee - we ended up having sex, I'm so sorry."
"Sorry!? Sorry my ass, I know you were playing poker you son of a b*&%h liar!"

Must try that one wiv my lady lol :>)
Tho she wud say u been drinkin haha :>)