pokerpeople
You are viewing pokerpeople as a guest. To take advantage of all we offer please login or register
Rec Poker Rooms
Similar topics
Latest topics
» $500 FREEROLL max 499 Players
Wed Apr 18 2012, 12:33 by michaeltroian

» $100 Forum Freeroll every Sunday in October
Wed Apr 18 2012, 12:32 by michaeltroian

» $100 Forum Freeroll every Sunday
Wed Dec 07 2011, 18:13 by t1tpfdc

» $100 FREEROLL 1 HOUR
Tue Oct 04 2011, 00:00 by pompeyrayuk

» FREEROLL QUAL TO ECOSTT MALTA 2011
Sat Oct 01 2011, 12:52 by t1tpfdc

Who is online?
In total there are 8 users online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 8 Guests :: 2 Bots

None

Most users ever online was 202 on Sun Jan 23 2011, 23:40
Statistics
We have 797 registered users
The newest registered user is PokerEduManager

Our users have posted a total of 4730 messages in 1303 subjects
Rss feeds

Yahoo! 
Google Reader 
MSN 
AOL 
NewsGator 
Netvibes 
Bloglines 



Eyesight

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Eyesight

Post by Doz001 on Mon Aug 04 2008, 08:20

95 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 30 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. 'That's it,' he tells his wife.
'I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad...once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went.'


His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she says, 'Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try.'


'That's no good,' sighs Arthur. 'Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help.'

''He may be a hundred and three', says the wife, 'but his eyesight is perfect.'


So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. 'Did you see the ball?'


'Of course I did!' says the brother-in-law. 'I have perfect eyesight.'

'Where did it go?' asks Arthur.


'I can't remember'.

Doz001

Male
Number of posts: 24
Age: 38
Location: South Africa
Fav Poker Site: texas holdem
Ring/Sit n Go/MTT/Freeroll: freeroll
Registration date: 2008-07-02

Back to top Go down

Re: Eyesight

Post by steclarke on Mon Aug 04 2008, 08:28

lmao n1 mate keep em comin ......!!!!!!!!!!!

steclarke

Male
Number of posts: 159
Age: 43
Location: St Helens....U.K.. The home of poker !!
Fav Poker Site: omaha hi lo / horse
Ring/Sit n Go/MTT/Freeroll: MTT
Registration date: 2008-05-16

Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum