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Humourous House Rules

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PostSubject: Humourous House Rules   Tue Sep 18 2007, 10:31
THE FOLLOWING ACTIVITIES / BEHAVIORS ARE ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY PROHIBITED WHILE PLAYING POKER ON THE PREMISES:

Cussing
Swearing
Cursing
Drinking
Tobacco chewing
Belching
Farting from up-wind
Story telling
Ego stroking
Brown nosing
Chip hoarding
Chip extorting
Chip bullying
Chip coveting
Gay bashing
Money lending
Bitch slapping
Arm wrestling
Employer slandering
Competitor defaming
Bitching (beyotching)
Belly-aching
Check raising
Bluffing
Bullshitting
Chain jerking
Swamp selling
Accountant bashing
Ribbing
Hazing
Pontificating
Posturing
Bragging
Boasting
Exaggerating
Hyperbolizing
Tail-gating
Mosh pitting
Slam dancing
Stage diving
Any other egregious or atrocious conduct unless demonstrated and preapproved by me.

JUST KIDDING…….LIGHTEN UP AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!
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PostSubject: Re: Humourous House Rules   Mon Aug 11 2008, 10:33
Gonna Say ....

Would never be allowed to play poker ever again!
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PostSubject: Re: Humourous House Rules   Mon Aug 11 2008, 15:29
That makes two of us for sure
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