http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/-t1.htm Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:17:09 GMT 10 http://i39.servimg.com/u/f39/11/39/12/75/pompyh10.jpg http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/-t1.htm http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/poker-worse-than-cheating-t2704.htm errigal Nicked this from Nick !!!!! Davi Serrao !!!!! Here's Davi's poker joke... Greg, a business owner, was about to get off work when his hot secretary, Linda, asked him for a ride to a local bar. As soon as they got there she asked him if he wanted to join her and her friends and he agreed. After a few hours Linda asked him for a ride home. When they got there, she insisted he came in for coffee, Greg again agreed. To make a long story short, they ended up making out and having sex. Greg ... Poker Jokes Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:17:09 GMT http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/poker-worse-than-cheating-t2704.htm#8582 http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/poker-worse-than-cheating-t2704.htm http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/poker-or-her-t330.htm nightwishh Poker or Her Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" John admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, "You ... 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Poker Jokes Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:42:05 GMT http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/dogs-n-poker-t104.htm#458 http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/dogs-n-poker-t104.htm http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/heaven-t1405.htm pompeyrayuk A Playboy model and Prince Charles were standing at the gates of heaven but there was only room for one of them. St Peter came down and asked the model why she should enter. "Just look at these tits!! 36FF beauties!! Voted best tits 2006 n 2007" Impressed St Peter turned around to see Charlie flushing the chain in the mens room. He beckoned him over and said "Enter" As the model tried to protest St Peter waved her away "A Royal Flush is better ... 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Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our ... Poker Jokes Fri, 21 Sep 2007 00:59:39 GMT http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/attn-walmart-shoppers-t715.htm#2277 http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/attn-walmart-shoppers-t715.htm http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/three-wives-in-las-vegas-t331.htm nightwishh Three wives in Las Vegas Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!" The second guy says ... Poker Jokes Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:44:00 GMT http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/three-wives-in-las-vegas-t331.htm#1506 http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/three-wives-in-las-vegas-t331.htm http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/i-remember-t652.htm Rudster WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10" BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NITE WITH A HOT 25 YEAR OLD BLOND.' NOW WE HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS. MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME ... Poker Jokes Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:38:43 GMT http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/i-remember-t652.htm#2155 http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/i-remember-t652.htm http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/lets-start-the-poker-jokes-t102.htm pompeyrayuk Some people just seem to have a lot of luck. A friend of mine is one of those card players who can almost always draw whatever he needs to win a hand in poker, but loses big time at the races. I asked him about this once and he replied, "Well ... they won't let me shuffle the horses will they the bastards." A Irishman was playing $10/$20 hold’em and was stuck about $300 down when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechaun. "Quit playing poker ... Poker Jokes Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:37:52 GMT http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/lets-start-the-poker-jokes-t102.htm#456 http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/lets-start-the-poker-jokes-t102.htm http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/top-ten-things-not-to-do-at-poker-table-t103.htm pompeyrayuk top ten things not to do at poker table 1. Ask the dealer her bust size. 2. Tip the dealer with fifty pennies. 3. Tell the guy across from you he looks like your older sister. 4. French kiss your pocket kings, or queens. 5. Ask the dealer, are those your real teeth? 6. Tell the dealer your hundred, year old grandmother could deal better. 7. Ask the dealer, do you wear boxers or briefs? 8. If Toby Mcquire is at your table, don't tell him spiderman is really a wimp. 9. ... Poker Jokes Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:39:10 GMT http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/top-ten-things-not-to-do-at-poker-table-t103.htm#457 http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/top-ten-things-not-to-do-at-poker-table-t103.htm http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/more-poker-jokes-t105.htm pompeyrayuk This guy is having a lovely poker game at home until his obnoxious 12-year-old son started disrupting things by going around, telling player's cards, making noise, and being a general nuisance. The father is about to discipline him when an uncle of the family says, "Let me handle this." The uncle takes the boy in another room and much to everyone's surprise, they don't see him the rest of the night. The father says to the uncle, "I really appreciate what you did, what did you say ... Poker Jokes Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:43:19 GMT http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/more-poker-jokes-t105.htm#459 http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/more-poker-jokes-t105.htm http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/and-finally-t106.htm pompeyrayuk 10 Signs You Are Obsessed With Online Gambling 1. You go to a hockey game and wonder what happened to the dealers and boxman. 2. When an ambulance passes with flashing lights, you assume someone hit a "hand pay." 3. When your kid says math "came easy" today, you ask if it was a 4,6,8 or 10. 4. You go into a shoe store and ask if they have 4, 6, or 8 deck. 5. When your English professor says the author made his point; you ask if he pressed or not. 6. You ... Poker Jokes Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:45:53 GMT http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/and-finally-t106.htm#460 http://www.pomppoker.com/poker-jokes-f26/and-finally-t106.htm